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A guy who plays video games so good he makes his kids cry and his wife yell at him for missing dinner.
My dad got a dad legend rank and still forgot my birthday.
He beat the game but didn't beat my mom's wrath.
Dad legend? More like dad legend and dad disaster.
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A dad who thinks he's a gamer god but only because he finished a game before his kids did.
He called himself a dad legend after beating me in Mario Kart.
He finished the game but spilled coffee on my homework.
Dad legend? Please. He lost to my dog.
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A dad who gets so obsessed with video games he forgets to be a dad, but still claims he's a legend.
He got a dad legend title but forgot to pick me up from school.
He beat the game but lost the battle with his wife.
Dad legend? He’s more like dad legend and dad loser.
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A dad who thinks he’s a pro gamer, but only because he beat his kids at a game once.
He called himself a dad legend after winning one round of Fortnite.
He got a medal but forgot to do his taxes.
Dad legend? He’s more like dad legend and dad embarrassment.
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A dad who plays video games so much he turns into a legend, but only in his own mind.
He called himself a dad legend after beating a game in 2 hours.
He forgot his own name but remembered the game’s ending.
Dad legend? He’s more like dad legend and dad ghost.
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