dad juice

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The liquid that comes from a man when he's too proud to wear a helmet
My cousin said his dad juice was so strong it stained the carpet.
She texted him: 'You just leaked dad juice in my gym bag.'
He got caught eating a sandwich and spilled dad juice on the teacher.
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The stuff that comes out of a man when he's too lazy to use a toilet
He said his dad juice was so bad it made the dog run away.
His mom sent a DM: 'I found dad juice on the couch again.'
He got in trouble for dad juice on the math test.
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The magic potion that makes boys feel like superstars and girls feel like victims
She said his dad juice was so strong it turned her into a zombie.
He told his friends, 'I just unleashed dad juice on the entire class.'
He got suspended for dad juice on the principal's desk.
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