Dad Joke

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A joke so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Dads use these to show off their terrible sense of humor, like they think they're Robin Williams.

'I am hungry,' says the kid. Dad replies, 'Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.' The kid stares at him like he just killed a puppy.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side.' Dad says that like it's the best punchline ever.

Dad: 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round.' The whole family knows he's just trying to avoid a diet.

A joke so bad it makes you want to punch the person who told it. Usually comes out during speeches when no one is looking.

At a wedding, the dad says, 'Love is like a pizza... it's always good.' The bride looks like she wants to cry.

At a 18th birthday party, the dad says, 'You're not old, you're just a little mature.' The kid looks like he's about to die.

At a 21st birthday, the dad says, 'Wine is the only thing that will help you forget this day.' The guests all agree.

A joke so cheesy it could melt a cheeseburger. Dads use these to act cool, like they're trying to be funny.

Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The whole family is just tired of his nonsense.

Dad says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' No one knows what he's talking about.

Dad says, 'I'm not a bad dad, I'm just a little slow.' The kids all groan.

A joke so bad it might as well be a death sentence. Dads tell these like they’re comedians, but no one is laughing.

Dad says, 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.' No one even smiled.

Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm a little down.' Everyone is just sad.

Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole family is now annoyed.

A joke so good it should be illegal. Mark Hamill tells these like they’re the best thing ever.

Mark Hamill says, 'I'm not old, I'm just a little experienced.' The whole room is shocked.

Mark Hamill says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' Everyone is now confused.

Mark Hamill says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The crowd is now laughing.

A joke so good it deserves a standing ovation. These are the jokes that make your day and your dad's ego.

Dad says, 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round.' The whole family claps.

Dad says, 'I didn't miss the bus, I just had a little delay.' The whole room is laughing.

Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little behind.' The kids all shout, 'We know!'

A joke so dumb it makes your brain hurt. Dads tell these to their kids like they're trying to be funny.

Dad says, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.' The kid rolls their eyes.

Dad says, 'I'm not a loser, I'm just a little slow.' The kids all groan.

Dad says, 'I didn't fail, I just had a little delay.' No one is even paying attention.