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A big fat zero. Like your brain when you can't find your phone.
Dad it, I looked everywhere. Even checked the dog's mouth.
Dad it, my phone's in the toilet and I don't know why.
Dad it, I'm gonna lose my mind if I can't find my phone.
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Vanished like your last dollar when you buy a soda.
Dad it, I had $10 and now I have $0.
Dad it, my money's gone and I didn't even drink it.
Dad it, my wallet's in the trash and I didn't even know.
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A magical disappearing act. Like your clean clothes after you wear them 10 times.
Dad it, my clean clothes are gone and I have no idea why.
Dad it, I have no clean clothes left and I'm about to cry.
Dad it, I wore my shirt 12 times and it's still clean.
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A human tornado that either kicks your ass or gives you a million dollars.
Dad it, my dad gave me $500 and now I'm rich.
Dad it, my dad stole my food and now I'm hungry.
Dad it, my dad gave me $500 and now I'm rich.
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The morning after a night of drinking that looks like a paint spill from hell.
Dad it, my stool looked like a murder scene and I didn't even kill anyone.
Dad it, my poop was black and I looked like a ghost.
Dad it, I drank 10 beers and now my poop is green.
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A mystery. Like why your mom left you for a man who smells like a sock drawer.
Dad it, why did my mom leave me for a guy who smells like a sock drawer?
Dad it, I don't know why my mom left me for that guy.
Dad it, my mom left me for a guy who smells like a sock drawer and now I'm confused.
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A one-way ticket. Like your dreams when you fail a test and your mom yells.
Dad it, my dreams are gone and I failed math.
Dad it, my mom yelled at me and now I'm sad.
Dad it, my dreams are gone and I failed math.