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A laugh that only happens when your dad makes a joke so bad it smells like old gym socks and regret.

'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... and then die.'

'I'm not fat. I'm a little round.'

'I don't need a girlfriend. My dog already gives me attention.'

A type of laugh that only happens when your dad says something so stupid it makes your mom facepalm and your brother snort-laugh in the middle of math class.

'I'm not old. I'm just a little mature.'

'I could bench-press a cow.'

'I don't have a problem with my hair. It just has a problem with me.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kind of joke so cheesy it could be used as a sandwich and still taste like disappointment.

'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.'

'I'm not lazy. I'm just energy efficient.'

'I don't need a phone. I have a wallet and a brain.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago