Dad holster

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A fancy phone holder that dads wear like it's the most important thing ever. It's basically a phone case with a belt.

My dad wears his dad holster like it's a badge of honor. I'm still stuck with the old flip phone.

He tried to text me while walking. The dad holster fell off. He looked like a fool.

My dad's dad holster is so worn out it looks like it's been through a war.

A phone holder that looks like it was stolen from a cop. Dads wear it like it's a part of their identity.

My dad tried to call me while doing a dance. The dad holster got tangled in his pants. It was a disaster.

He bought a dad holster and now it's the only thing he wears. I think he forgot how to dress.

My dad's dad holster is so loud it makes my phone ring in my head.

A phone holder that makes dad feel like a superhero. It's basically a belt with a phone on it. It's also a sign of weakness.

My dad's dad holster has more stickers than my phone. He's basically a walking ad.

He tried to send a text while riding a bike. The dad holster flew off. He looked like a fool.

My dad's dad holster is so dirty it looks like it's been through a mud fight.