Dad Hog

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A Dad Hog is a man who thinks his junk is so big it could beat up a goat and still have time to flirt with the farmer’s wife.
My dad said he could bench press a cow and still have time for breakfast.
He told my mom he could wear his pants backwards and still look like a king.
He claims he can eat a whole pie and still have room for a second helping of pride.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dad Hog is a dad who thinks his junk is so big it could start a war, and he’d be the general.
He told the class he could beat up the principal and still have time for recess.
He said he could walk through a wall and still smell like a hot dog stand.
He claimed he could drink a whole soda and still have time to brag about it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dad Hog is a man who thinks his junk is so big it could be a full-time job.
He said he could work a full shift at the factory and still have time to eat lunch.
He told the kids he could run a marathon and still have time to talk to his mom.
He claimed he could eat a whole pizza and still have time to throw a party.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dad Hog is a man who thinks his junk is so big it could be a whole new holiday.
He said he could celebrate his junk every day and still have time to eat cake.
He told the class he could have a whole week off school just to honor his junk.
He claimed he could have a parade in his honor and still have time to eat hot dogs.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dad Hog is a man who thinks his junk is so big it could take over the world.
He told the kids he could conquer the world and still have time for breakfast.
He said he could take down the president and still have time for lunch.
He claimed he could take over the school and still have time to brag about it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Dad Hog is a man who thinks his junk is so big it could be a full-time superhero.
He said he could save the day and still have time for dinner.
He told the kids he could fight aliens and still have time for recess.
He claimed he could save the world and still have time to eat a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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