Dad Hatch

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A door or hole that lets you run away from your girl’s dad when he’s mad because you hooked up with his daughter or just finished giving her a blow job.
I saw the old man coming, so I bolted through the dad hatch like a scared rat.
He chased me all the way to the dock, screaming about how I’d ruined his kid’s life.
I used the dad hatch to escape before he could throw a bottle at my head.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The front door on a yacht that gets used when a big sail gets stuck and the boat turns sideways, making it look like a total mess.
The spinnaker got stuck, and the dad hatch got taken down like it was a prison break.
We jibed and the sail just collapsed on the new side, and it went through the dad hatch like it was a trash can.
It looked like a Mexican took down the dad hatch, and the boat went sideways.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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