dad funk

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When your clothes end up in the same laundry pile as your dad's and soak up his old man stank before getting washed.

My shirt now smells like my dad's gym socks. I’m not sure if I should wear it or burn it.

I took my mom’s laundry to the wash and got hit with dad funk. I’m not ready for my mom’s judgment or my dad’s smell.

My jeans are now a portal to my dad’s old man cave. I can hear him snoring in my pockets.

When your dad’s old man smell sneaks into your clothes before they get cleaned and you’re stuck with it.

My shirt now smells like my dad’s old man breath. I feel like I’ve been hugged by his farts.

I washed my pants, but they still smell like my dad’s breakfast burrito. I can’t breathe.

I wore my favorite shirt and got dad funk. Now it smells like his old man sweat and regret.

When your dad’s old man smell gets all over your clothes before they get washed and you’re stuck with it for life.

My shirt now smells like my dad’s old man gym sock. I think I’ve been cursed by the laundry gods.

I washed my pants and they still smell like my dad’s old man burp. I’m not ready for that.

My favorite shirt now smells like my dad’s old man regret. I can’t wear it without crying.