Dad-Fucker

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A guy who screws his dad so hard he thinks he's the king of the world. He acts like a total dipstick, always trying to cover up his shame by saying he has a girlfriend, but everyone knows he's just a faggot who loves his dad’s cock more than anything.
My buddy Dave says he has a girlfriend, but I know he’s just getting his dad’s cock every night.
He wears glitter and cries when he loses at Mario Kart. Classic dad-fucker.
He smells like old socks and farts. I swear he eats his dad’s farts for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dad-fucker is someone who shoves his face up his dad’s ass so deep he thinks he’s gonna die. He’s the weakest link in the group, always trying to be cool by saying he’s got a girlfriend, but it’s just a cover for his dad-fucking ways.
He said he has a girlfriend, but I saw him walking out of his dad’s room with a sandwich in his hand.
He cried when he dropped his phone. That’s a dad-fucker.
He smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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