Dad Fart

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A greasy, smelly fart from a man who smells like old socks and eats too much. It sounds like a loud pop and lasts forever, making everyone in the room want to die.
My dad farted during family dinner and it smelled like a dead cow in a trash can.
He let one rip in the car and I had to open the window just to breathe.
He farted during a Zoom meeting and my teacher asked if he was sick.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A loud fart your dad did when you were a kid. It was so loud it shook the house and scared your dog.
My dad farted so loud when I was 5 that my dog ran out of the room.
He did it during a movie and I had to leave the theater.
He let one rip during church and the priest looked at him like he was a monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fart so bad it smells like rotten eggs and makes you want to vomit. Kids everywhere know the pain of this fart.
My brother farted in the classroom and the teacher made him go to the office.
I had to leave the room when my dad farted during breakfast.
He let one rip during a car ride and I had to open the window just to survive.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fart so loud and smelly it could destroy the world. It smells like eggs, tuna, and nuclear waste. Only the bravest kids can survive it.
My dad farted during dinner and it smelled like a nuclear bomb went off.
He let one rip in the car and I had to open the window just to breathe.
He farted during a movie and the whole theater had to leave.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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