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A stupid random fact that your dad throws at you like it’s a punchline, usually after you ask something simple. And it’s always right, even if it doesn’t make sense.
Why is the sky blue? My dad says it’s because the moon sneezed.
What’s 2+2? My dad says it’s 5, because he once saw a duck do math.
Why do we have weekends? My dad says it’s because the sun got tired of working.