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When your dad sits in the back of the restaurant like a creepy detective watching you flirt with your boyfriend.

My dad just ordered a soup and watched me like I was his next victim.

He’s been staring at me and my guy for 20 minutes. I think he’s gonna start whispering to the waiter.

My dad is sitting there like he’s got a spyglass and a map of my love life.

When your dad follows you and your boyfriend around like he’s the ghost of your exes.

He walked in behind me and my guy like he was in a horror movie.

He’s been trailing us like he’s the creepy uncle from hell.

He showed up at the mall like he was planning a surprise wedding.

When your dad shows up like he’s the boss of your love life and won’t leave.

He showed up at the park like he was going to break up my relationship.

He’s been sitting there like he owns my heart.

He came to the movie theater like he was my boyfriend’s parent and my ex’s boss.