dad dukes

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a man who thinks he’s cool but just smells like old pizza and regret
My dad dukes came home at 2 AM with a taco and a look that said he was still mad about 2012.
He texted me ‘I’m still the king of the castle’ after I beat him at Fortnite.
He called me from work to tell me he got a raise… and also a beard.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s the toughest guy in the room
He tried to start a band called ‘The Dad Dukes’ and only had one song: ‘I’m Still Here.’
He challenged me to a wrestling match at the grocery store. I won. He still thinks he cheated.
He yelled at the TV during a soccer game like it was his ex.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who takes 10 minutes to put on shoes and still thinks he’s the best at everything
He took 10 minutes to put on shoes and still said he was ready for the battle of the bands.
He claimed he could beat my mom at chess… with his feet on the table.
He took a 2-hour nap and still said he was ‘just recharging.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who thinks he’s a rockstar but just plays guitar in the bathroom
He called me from the bathroom saying he was ‘rocking the house’ with his guitar solo.
He tried to do a karaoke night and forgot the words to ‘Bohemian Rhapsody.’
He texted me ‘I’m the king of the bathroom’ after I beat him at Mario Kart.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man who thinks he’s a superhero but just wears a cape in the car
He tried to save the world by wearing a cape in traffic.
He said he was ‘saving the day’ when he spilled coffee on my mom’s shirt.
He yelled ‘I am the cape’ at the gas station like it was a battle cry.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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