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Something your dad wore until it fell apart, then you got it and it smells like his old armpit.
My dad's old hoodie smells like he slept in a garbage can.
I wear his old pants and they still have pizza stains from the 90s.
His old shoes are so broken I need a crowbar to get them on.
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When you realize you're too old to act like a kid and you're stuck with your dad's life choices.
I'm 22 and still living with my dad. I'm basically his sidekick.
I got a job and now I have to pretend I'm not a mess.
I finally moved out... and now I'm back because I forgot my pants.
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