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When a dad gets absolutely crushed by another dad in a way that makes everyone laugh and the loser probably cries in the shower.

My dad got dad dicked by my uncle and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

The dad dicked by the mailman in front of the whole neighborhood.

My dad got dad dicked by his boss and now he’s doing push-ups in the office.

When someone totally beats you up and you learn a lesson you’ll never forget, even if it’s just that you’re not cool.

I got dad dicked by my brother and now I have to walk to school.

My dad got dad dicked by his coworker and now he’s stuck doing the dishes for a month.

My friend got dad dicked by his teacher and now he has to write an essay about it.

When you walk in on your dad in the bathroom and his thing is so big it looks like it belongs in a science fair.

I walked in on my dad in the bathroom and his thing was like a fire hose.

My little brother saw my dad’s thing and now he won’t stop talking about it.

My cousin walked in on her dad and his thing was so big it scared the cat.

When a dad steps in and takes over everything, even if he doesn’t know what he’s doing, and just yells about it.

My dad stepped in and took over the game and now we’re all confused.

My uncle dad dicked my dad and now he’s doing all the work.

My dad dad dicked my brother and now he’s the one who has to do the math.

When you’re completely and totally beaten, either by someone or your own thoughts, and you feel like you’re not even real anymore.

I got dad dicked by my teacher and now I think I’m invisible.

My dad got dad dicked by his boss and now he’s a ghost in the office.

I got dad dicked by my friend and now I just sit in the corner and cry.

When a dad has a massive, grown-up penis that he’s been working on for years, and it’s so big it’s like a legend.

My dad’s got a dad dick so big it’s in the dictionary.

My uncle has a dad dick that could beat up a goat.

My dad’s dad dick is so big it’s got its own Instagram.

When a dad has a big, strong penis from years of being married and just having sex all the time, like it’s the only thing he does.

My dad’s got a dad dick from years of being married and just having sex all the time.

My uncle’s dad dick is so big it’s like it’s got a life of its own.

My dad got a dad dick from his wife and now he’s bragging about it at the dinner table.