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When two dad-bros ditch their kids to get drunk at a bar and yell about how they're the best dad ever

My buddy and I went to the bar and left our kids with a pizza delivery guy. He said they ate the whole pizza and started a fight.

We told our kids we were going to get ice cream. They got ice cream. We got whiskey and yelled at each other.

We took the kids to the mall. They got lost. We got drunk in the food court.

When two guys who are both fathers take their kids somewhere and act like they're doing something cool instead of just getting drunk

We told the kids we were going to a movie. The movie was just us arguing over who has the better kid.

We took the kids to the park. The park was just us getting high and laughing at our kids.

We said we were going to a sports game. The game was us drinking and pretending we were watching the game.

When two fathers take their kids on a trip, but the real reason is so they can get wasted and laugh about how bad they are at being parents

We took the kids to the zoo. The zoo was just us drinking and making fun of our kids.

We said we were going on a road trip. The road trip was just us stopping at gas stations to buy beer.

We told the kids we were going to a concert. The concert was just us yelling and getting drunk in the back of the car.