Dad cap

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A dad cap is a helmet you wear when you’re too lazy to think and too dumb to live.

Bro, I wore my dad cap all day. I didn’t even notice my mom left the house.

My dad cap is so old it’s got more dirt than my face.

I wore my dad cap to the grocery store. The cashier thought I was hiding from the police.

A dad cap is what happens when a man gives up on life and just stares at the sky.

My dad cap is like a second brain. It’s always thinking about nothing.

I wore my dad cap to work. My boss said I looked like a confused potato.

My dad cap has seen more of my life than my girlfriend has.

A dad cap is the only thing keeping a man from getting kicked out of a room.

I wore my dad cap to the bar. The bouncer let me in because I looked like a sad dad.

My dad cap saved me from getting beat up. It looked like I had a plan.

I wore my dad cap to the party. Everyone thought I was the life of the party. I wasn’t.