Dad Buzz

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When you drink enough beer to turn your brain into a soggy pretzel and feel like your dad after he fell asleep on the couch with a pizza box over his face.
I had a dad buzz so strong I peed on the floor and didn't even care.
My dad buzz was so good I forgot my own name and started yelling at the TV.
I got a dad buzz and cried at a commercial about a sad puppy.
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A clumsy, smelly, drunk man who acts like he's from Australia and drinks this weird gold beer like it's the last drop of water on Earth.
My dad buzz looked like a drunk Aussie midget who fell into a gold mine.
Buzz's dad came in like a drunk midget who just ran over a goat.
That dad buzz smelled like old socks, beer, and regret.
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