dad butt

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A dad butt is a man’s butt that looks like it got hit by a truck and then stuffed into a pair of pants. It’s only seen from behind and always smells like old socks and regret.
My dad’s butt looks like a doughnut that exploded and cried.
I saw my uncle’s butt from behind and I almost fainted.
My dad’s butt is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dad butt is when a man’s butt is so wide, it could probably be used as a doorstop. You only notice it when you’re walking behind him in the grocery store.
I walked behind my dad and I swear his butt was trying to block the entire aisle.
My dad’s butt is like a burger, it’s always full and never cooked properly.
I saw my dad’s butt and I almost started crying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dad butt is when a man’s butt is so big, it could probably be used as a couch. It’s only seen from behind and it’s usually covered in crumbs and shame.
My dad’s butt is like a mountain, it’s huge and it’s always in my way.
I walked behind my dad and I thought I was in a horror movie.
My dad’s butt is so big, it could probably be used as a tent.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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