dad brown

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dad brown is when your nuts turn the color of a rusty toaster and you can’t even pretend you’re still cool.

My uncle’s balls look like they’ve been dipped in burnt coffee and regret.

I told my dad he had dad brown and he threw a sock at me.

My cousin’s dad brown is so bad he got kicked out of the family group chat.

dad brown is when your junk goes from gold to the color of a sad bruise and you’re just sad about it.

My neighbor’s dad brown is so bad he wears a hat to hide it.

My mom says my dad brown is coming and I don’t know what that means.

My brother’s dad brown is so bad he got a second opinion.

dad brown is when you get so old your balls look like they’ve been dipped in mud and you’re just done.

My grandpa’s dad brown is so bad he now has a nickname: The Mudball.

I told my dad he had dad brown and he said, 'At least I still have balls.'

My dad’s dad brown is so bad he now has a support group.