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When you breathe like a dad who just saw his kid’s report card and it said ‘F’ in every subject and he’s mad enough to throw the whole thing out the window.
My dad breathing was so loud, I thought he was about to wake the entire neighborhood.
He breathed so weirdly, I was half-convinced he was trying to scare the mailman.
His breathing was like a horror movie dad. Creepy, loud, and completely unnecessary.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your breath smells like a mix of old socks, expired coffee, and a lifetime of bad decisions. It’s like your dad’s breath and your grandpa’s breath had a baby and it took up residence in your mouth.
My breath was so bad, my kid ran out of the room screaming like I’d just turned into a monster.
I had to hold my breath for five minutes just to survive the coffee breath of doom.
My breath was so nasty, my dog refused to come near me for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you breathe like a dad who just found out his daughter has a boyfriend and he’s about to throw a fit so big it could shake the entire house.
He was breathing so hard, I thought he was about to punch the wall.
His breathing was like a storm. Loud, heavy, and completely unannounced.
He took one breath and I knew the whole house was about to explode.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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