Dad Blast

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Dad blast is when you hit start like it owes you money and hope the game doesn't end before you finish your coffee.

I started the game and immediately went to the bathroom. Dad blast.

Bro started the game and fell asleep mid-level. Classic dad blast.

I mashed start and got 2 minutes. That’s a dad blast.

Dad blast is when you press start so hard you think the button will explode and you don’t care if the game is broken.

Pressed start so hard I broke my thumb. That’s a dad blast.

Started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.

I hit start like it was my last chance. Dad blast.

Dad blast is when you start the game and take whatever time you get, even if it's less than your lunch break.

Started the game and got 3 minutes. That’s a dad blast.

I started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.

Dad blast is when you start the game and hope it ends before your soup gets cold.