Dad Battler (FNF)

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A Dad Battler is a man who fights other men in a game called Dad Battle, and he doesn't care if he loses or gets mocked.
My dad lost to a 12-year-old and cried in the comments.
I saw a Dad Battler scream 'I’M NOT DONE YET' after getting beaten 5 times.
He said 'I will beat you in this game or I will die trying.' Then he got a 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50 loss.
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A Dad Battler is someone who plays Dad Battle so hard he might as well be in a war with his own kids.
He said 'You think I’m just playing a game? No. I’m fighting for my life.' Then he lost.
My dad challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fell out of his chair.
He played Dad Battle for 10 hours straight and then said 'I’m not done yet.' He was done.
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A Dad Battler is a man who plays a game called Dad Battle so much it feels like he’s in a relationship with the game.
He said 'I love this game more than my wife.' Then he lost to a guy named 'Muffin Man' and cried.
He plays Dad Battle every day and eats pizza in between rounds.
He got a 50 loss and still said 'We’ll be back.' Then he left the game forever.
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A Dad Battler is a guy who plays Dad Battle and doesn't let anyone tell him he's bad at it.
He said 'I'm not bad. I'm just... not good yet.' Then he lost to a 12-year-old.
He got beaten 5 times and still said 'I will beat you next time.' He didn't.
He challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fainted.
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A Dad Battler is someone who plays a game called Dad Battle and thinks he's the best at it even when he's not.
He said 'I'm the best Dad Battler in the world.' Then he got beaten by a 12-year-old.
He plays Dad Battle so much he forgot his own name.
He said 'I’m not done yet.' Then he got beaten 50 times and left the game forever.
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A Dad Battler is a man who plays Dad Battle and gets so angry he might punch his own kids.
He got beaten and said 'I will punch my own kids if I lose again.' He lost again.
He played Dad Battle for 10 hours and got so angry he punched a wall.
He said 'I’m not done yet.' Then he lost 50 times and cried in the comments.
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