Dad Avenue

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The special seat in the mall where dad sits like a king waiting for his kid to come and save him from the embarrassment of being seen with his dad.
My dad sat on Dad Avenue for an hour waiting for me. I walked past him three times.
He claimed he was waiting for me, but I saw him eating a taco from 7-Eleven.
He told me he’d wait until the mall closed if I didn’t show up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A row of benches where fathers sit like they own the place, waiting for their kids to come and make them look less like a sad man.
My dad sat there like he was waiting for the president. I had to drag him out.
He said he’d wait until the mall shut down if I didn’t show up. I didn’t show up.
He was there for three hours. I was there for five minutes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A row of seats where fathers sit like they’re on a mission, waiting for their kids to come and rescue them from the torture of shopping.
My dad sat on Dad Avenue like it was his throne. I came in, he stood up like he’d been waiting for me for years.
He said he’d wait until the mall closed if I didn’t come. I came in 10 minutes before it closed.
He was waiting for me so he could eat his taco in peace.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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