Dad Arms

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When a man in his 30s has a hairy mess on his shoulders and wears a tank top like it’s a badge of honor

Dad Arms is like a hairy sandwich. You can see the bread and the meat. And the hair is the sauce. It’s messy and it’s glorious.

My dad has Dad Arms. He looks like he’s been wrestling a goat and won. And the goat was hairy.

I walked into a gym and saw a man with Dad Arms. I thought he was wearing a shirt. Turns out, he was wearing a shirt. And a lot of hair.

When a man’s shoulders are so hairy, they look like they’re trying to escape his tank top

My dad has Dad Arms. It looks like his tank top is in a fight with his shoulders. And the shoulders are winning.

I saw a guy with Dad Arms at the mall. He looked like he was wearing a shirt made of fur. And he was still trying to look cool.

Dad Arms are like a hairy shoulder party. The tank top is just there to watch.

When a man’s tank top is just a prop for his hairy shoulder show

Dad Arms are the main event. The tank top is just a background singer. And it’s not even good at that.

I saw a man with Dad Arms at the park. He was doing push-ups. His tank top was doing nothing. Just watching.

Dad Arms are like a hairy mountain. The tank top is just a tiny little hill next to it. And it’s proud.