dacuum

My dad yelled at the vacuum like it was his ex.

He tripped over the cord and cursed the vacuum louder than the neighbor's dog.

He tried to vacuum the ceiling and got stuck in the hallway.

He turned the vacuum on at 2 a. m. and screamed at it.

He tried to vacuum the cat and it ran over his foot.

He used the vacuum to try and suck the trash out of the trash can.

He used the vacuum to attack the dust bunnies under the couch.

He vacuumed the floor so hard it made the dog dizzy.

He turned the vacuum on full power and it scared the baby.