DaCunto

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A girl who can sing like a god and looks like a goddess. She’s also the kind of person who will make your life better or ruin it for everyone else.
I dated a DaCunto once. Now I live in my car and cry at night.
That DaCunto just won America's Got Talent. I got kicked out of the venue for screaming.
My cousin is a DaCunto. She’s got a Grammy, a degree, and a restraining order from my uncle.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl who can belt out a song like she’s been doing it since the dawn of time. She’s also the kind of person who will make you look bad just to shine brighter.
My DaCunto neighbor sings in the shower. I hear her every morning. I have a headache by noon.
That DaCunto just got a record deal. I got a job at McDonald’s because I couldn’t handle the embarrassment.
My DaCunto sister broke up with my brother. Now he’s crying in the closet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl with the voice of an angel and the looks of a supermodel. She’s also the kind of person who will take over your life if you let her.
I tried to be friends with a DaCunto. Now I’m her backup singer and I still get paid in pizza.
That DaCunto just opened a night club. I work there now. I’m stuck singing karaoke every night.
My DaCunto friend got me a job. Now I have to wear a wig and sing in a band. It’s humiliating.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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