Dacumos

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A Philippine family so loud and annoying they could make a church explode. You’re lucky if you’ve met one. Otherwise, you’re stuck with their cousin.

My Dacumos relatives showed up at my wedding and turned it into a karaoke night.

I got a DM from my Dacumos uncle asking if I wanted to join his ‘secret club’ which was just him yelling at the TV.

At the family reunion, my Dacumos aunt brought 10 different kinds of rice and called it ‘a surprise.’

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A group of people who think they're the most important people in the world. They're related to you. They live in California. They might also live in the Philippines. They're always yelling.

My Dacumos cousin showed up at my house and started a debate about which pizza is better. It’s still ongoing.

My Dacumos uncle called me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new dog and his new life in the Philippines.

I got a group text from my Dacumos family that had 20 people and 3 different opinions about the weather.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A family that acts like they’re famous even though no one knows who they are. They’re from the Philippines. They’re loud. They’re everywhere. They’re the reason you’re tired.

My Dacumos cousin sent me a 5-minute video of her dog doing tricks. I’m still confused.

At my Dacumos aunt’s birthday party, they had a DJ and a karaoke machine. It was like a concert.

I got a text from my Dacumos brother saying he’s starting a YouTube channel. It’s just him talking to his cat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago