dactylorrhea

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When your fingers can't stop typing dumb stuff. Like you're possessed by a toddler with a keyboard. It started when people realized they could type nonsense and no one would stop them.

RT @joe: My life is a series of bad decisions and even worse tweets

DM: 'Hey bro, did you know that pizza is a fruit?'

Tweet: 'I just realized my cat is the president of my soul.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Your fingers have a mind of their own and they type stuff that makes no sense. It’s like your hands are on a caffeine IV drip and your brain is on vacation.

Tweet: 'I eat breakfast at 3 AM because my brain is a chaos demon.'

DM: 'Do you know what a duck is?'

Status: 'My dog is a philosopher. He knows the meaning of life.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You type so much dumb stuff your fingers are sore and your brain is tired. It's like you're trying to communicate with aliens and they just want to know what pizza is.

Tweet: 'I'm not lazy, I'm in energy conservation mode.'

DM: 'Why is the sky blue? Is it a conspiracy?'

Status: 'My cat is a king. I'm just his scribe.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago