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when someone uses their fingers to count like a moron who can't do basic math

I counted my cookies with my fingers because I'm too lazy to think.

He used his fingers to count his money like he was in third grade.

She counted her followers with her fingers because she's a digital illiterate loser.

the dumbest way to count things while looking like a total idiot

He counted his losses with his fingers like he was showing off in kindergarten.

She counted her problems with her fingers because she had no brain cells left.

He counted his beers with his fingers like he was a baby learning to walk.

when someone uses their fingers to count like they're trying to impress a toddler

He counted his cash with his fingers because he thought it was a cool trick.

She counted her text messages with her fingers like it was a talent show.

He counted his friends with his fingers because he had no idea how to do math.

when a person uses their fingers to count like they're trying to win a finger battle

He counted his wins with his fingers like he was preparing for a fight.

She counted her losses with her fingers because she was too proud to admit she was wrong.

He counted his enemies with his fingers like he was going to punch them all.

when you use your fingers to count because your brain is too busy taking a nap

He counted his money with his fingers because his brain was on vacation.

She counted her problems with her fingers because her brain was too tired.

He counted his beers with his fingers because his brain was drunk.

when you count things with your fingers because you're too dumb to use your brain

He counted his losses with his fingers because he was too dumb to add.

She counted her followers with her fingers because she had no idea how to use a calculator.

He counted his friends with his fingers because he thought it was a cool thing to do.