Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you type so fast your fingers get sore and your brain leaks out your ears.

I typed the whole essay in 2 minutes and my hands are now on fire.

My mom said I was typing so fast I was gonna break the keyboard.

I sent my teacher a 500-word rant about math in one message.

2

You type like you're trying to beat a guy who's got a fire hose up your nose.

I typed so fast my dog ran away from me.

I sent my crush a 1000-word message and then cried.

I typed so fast I forgot what I was typing about.

3

You type like you're trying to escape a burning building with only one hand.

I typed so fast I broke my keyboard.

I texted my friend 100 messages in one minute.

I sent my teacher a 200-word complaint about homework.

4

You type like you're being chased by a rabid raccoon with a chainsaw.

I typed so fast I got a headache.

I sent my mom a 500-word message about my day.

I typed so fast my fingers are now screaming.

5

You type like you're trying to outrun a flamingo with a rocket launcher.

I typed the whole essay in 1 minute and my hands are on fire.

I sent my crush a 100-word message and then fell asleep.

I typed so fast I broke my keyboard and my brain.

6

You type like your brain is on fire and your fingers are made of lightning.

I typed so fast I broke my keyboard and my brain.

I sent my teacher a 1000-word message about math.

I typed the whole essay in 2 minutes and my hands are now screaming.