Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for cussing someone out like a giant flying lizard would if it had a mouth. It can also mean totally wrecking someone or something.

I dactyl'd my math teacher for giving me a 50 on my test.

He dactyl'd the game so hard he got a ban.

She dactyl'd her brother for eating the last of the pizza.

2

A giant booger hanging out of your nose like it's got its own apartment.

My dactyl was so big I could live in it.

He had a dactyl that looked like a meatball.

Her dactyl was so bad she got kicked out of class.

3

A word that means everything and nothing all at once. It came from a gross drink that looks like it was made by a dying monster.

Dactyl means everything and nothing. Just like my life.

That drink tastes like dactyl.

Dactyl is the worst word ever.

4

A girl who doesn't care about rules and has a lot of boyfriends. She flaps her arms like a flying lizard while giving it to her boys.

My cousin is a dactyl and has 10 boyfriends.

She dactyl'd through 3 guys in one day.

That girl is a dactyl and I hate her.

5

When you poop somewhere else and build a whole nest just to make it comfortable. The flying lizards did it too, but they had bigger poop.

I dactyl'd in the park and built a whole nest.

He dactyl'd in the mall and left a mess.

She dactyl'd in the library and got banned.

6

A word my teacher made up for giant mosquitos. He got so mad when he found out someone else used it first.

My teacher said dactyl was his word for giant mosquitos.

He got so mad about dactyl he flipped the table.

Dactyl was his word and he didn't like that.

7

When you do the self-reach around. It’s the best kind of self-pleasure. It started at Burning Man and got really weird.

I dactyl'd myself to sleep.

He dactyl'd in the middle of class.

She dactyl'd and got a 50 on her test.