dacryphilia

My girlfriend cried during the sad part of the movie and I got a wood so strong I could split logs.

He started sobbing during the wedding speech and I was already half-naked.

She cried so much during the breakup that I got a boner that could lift a truck.

I watched my dog cry when he got lost and I was already in my underwear.

She cried at the funeral and I got a boner so strong I could bench-press a cow.

He cried during the sad part of the song and I was already dry-humping the couch.