Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a bud that looks like it got hit by a fungus and a curse

My dacrust is so bad, my face looks like a moldy gym sock.

I tried to smoke it, and it tasted like old sneakers in a damp basement.

My friend said my dacrust was so bad, it could make a witch cry.

2

a bud so weak, it smells like a wet dog in a garbage can

This dacrust is so weak, I had to drink it like tea.

I tried to roll it, and it fell apart like a broken heart.

My dacrust was so bad, it made my dog run away.

3

a bud that’s so crumbly, it looks like it’s been through a war

This dacrust is so crumbly, I had to eat it like cereal.

I tried to light it, and it crumbled like a broken promise.

My dacrust looked like it had been stepped on by a donkey.

4

a bud that’s so bad, it smells like a sock that’s been in a shoe for a year

My dacrust smelled so bad, I had to open a window just to breathe.

I tried to smoke it, and it tasted like my brother’s gym shoes.

My friend said my dacrust was so bad, it could make a ghost run away.

5

a bud that’s so powdery, it looks like it’s been dusted with dirt and shame

This dacrust is so powdery, I could use it as a face mask.

I tried to smoke it, and it felt like I was breathing in dirt.

My dacrust was so powdery, it looked like it came from a pig’s butt.

6

a bud so moldy, it could start a cult

This dacrust was so moldy, I had to light it like a candle.

I tried to roll it, and it fell apart like a failed relationship.

My dacrust was so moldy, it made my dog pass out.