Dacre

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A person who disappears completely, like they got hit by a bus and went to heaven. They don’t answer calls, ignore texts, and pretend money doesn’t exist. They think they’re enlightened, but they’re just broke and lazy.
My cousin went offline for six months and came back saying he was 'in a spiritual journey.' He forgot to pay rent.
My mom’s friend Dacre stopped answering her phone and started talking to trees.
My uncle Dacre got a 'trans-enlightenment' and now lives in a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dacre Montgomery is a god-like actor from Perth. He plays the red power ranger and a witch in Stranger Things. He also makes podcasts that make you want to die of relaxation.
Dacre’s podcast is like a warm hug from heaven.
He looks like a god and acts like a wizard.
I would marry him if he asked me, even if he was a witch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dacre is a hot guy with an accent who wants to fuck you hard. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart race and your pants wet.
He walks by and I get a hard-on.
He has an accent and a body to match.
He’s the reason I skipped class today.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Brody Dacre is a genius, a heartbreaker, and a total legend. He gives you sweaters, cuddles, and then dumps you. But you’ll miss him like hell and beg him to come back.
He dumped me and then asked me out again. I said yes.
He gave me a sweater and a kiss and then broke my heart.
He’s taken, and I will never get him back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dacre’s Law says that when an argument gets long, someone will call you a Daily Mail reader. It’s like the worst insult you can get in an online fight.
My friend called me a Daily Mail reader because I said I didn’t like immigrants.
I got called a Daily Mail reader for saying transgender people should stay in their own world.
My mom said I was a Daily Mail reader because I didn’t like the news.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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