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The most hot person ever, mostly blonde, has two kids she’s barely responsible for, and still manages to be a saint with a brain full of stupid ideas and a heart made of glitter and bad decisions.
"You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and also the most annoying.", A kid who’s been forced to sit next to her for six hours.
"She’s like a saint, but she also eats cake for breakfast.", A guy who’s seen her do that.
"Why is her soul so loud?", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman so good-looking it hurts, mostly blonde, has two kids who probably hate her, and is so kind she might actually let you live if you ask nicely.
"She’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating too much pizza.", A kid who’s been caught sneaking pizza at 2 a. m.
"She’s like a saint with a temper and a really good hair day.", A guy who’s seen her throw a fit over a spilled soda.
"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a tattoo of a cake.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The most attractive person in the whole world, mostly blonde, has two kids who are probably the worst, and is the kind of person who would forgive you for stealing her fries but also would punch you for it.
"She’s so kind, but she also has a temper that could melt ice cream.", A kid who took her last fry.
"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a black eye.", A guy who took her last fry.
"She’s the most attractive person ever, but she also has a temper that could make a volcano explode.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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