Dacoupe

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A word for someone so brainless they think a taxi is a car that follows you home.

Why did you wear pants to a pool party? You're so dacoupe.

He tried to explain calculus with a crayon. Dacoupe much?

She called 911 because her phone battery was low. Dacoupe alert.

A person who thinks a sandwich is a full meal and a full meal is a snack.

He asked for a salad and ate it with a fork like it was a burger. Dacoupe.

She brought a spoon to a pizza party. Dacoupe levels are high.

He tried to build a fire with a pencil. Dacoupe much?

A person so clueless they think the moon is a light bulb that runs out of batteries.

He thought the sun was a giant flashlight. Dacoupe.

She told her dog the moon was a cheese wheel. Dacoupe much?

He tried to plug the moon into an outlet. Dacoupe levels are through the roof.

Someone so dumb they believe a chicken is a bird that also lays eggs and sometimes roosts on your shoulder.

He asked if a cow could be a chicken. Dacoupe.

She told the chicken to stop roosting on her head. Dacoupe.

He tried to teach the chicken calculus. Dacoupe levels are at an all-time high.

A person who thinks the alphabet is just a fancy way to write numbers.

He tried to spell 'apple' with only numbers. Dacoupe.

She thought B was a loud letter. Dacoupe much?

He said Z is just a lazy Y. Dacoupe levels are legendary.