DaCota

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A dude who can fight like a ninja and make your brain explode with his coolness.
DaCota just karate chopped the lunch lady and stole all the pizza.
He ran up a wall like it was a video game level.
He made my dog cry by doing a backflip in front of it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The class clown who’s always laughing and has hair so good it’s unfair. But every girl in school thinks he’s their future boyfriend, even though he’s too dumb for love.
DaCota told a joke so bad the principal laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
He tried to ask me out but forgot my name.
He sat next to me in math and made me laugh so much I got a detention.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A tiny guy who’s the best friend ever, but all his height went to his dick. He dates every blonde in school and can’t keep his pants on.
DaCota asked out all the blondes in the school at once and got rejected by all of them.
He tripped over his own dick in the hallway.
He tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A sassy girl who loves to tease and has a tiny cock that she strokes all the time. She’s the worst at keeping secrets.
DaCota told my crush my secret and now they’re dating.
She strokes that tiny cock during math class and nobody cares.
She teased me so much I got a stomachache.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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