dacosta

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Dacosta is the supreme god who sits on a throne of pizza and donuts and tells Zeus to shut up and let him take over the universe.

Dacosta is the only god who can make my mom stop yelling at me.

Dacosta gave me 10 extra minutes of sleep today. I owe him my life.

Dacosta is the reason why my math test was easy. He whispered the answers to me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A dacosta is a backstabbing fake friend who will sell you out for a sandwich and a soda.

My dacosta took my lunch money and ran off with it.

I trusted my dacosta, and now I'm stuck with a hairball and a cheeseburger.

Dacosta said he'd help me cheat, but he just snitched on me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Dacosta is the perfect guy with the best eyes and the best hair. He shaves once a month, but he lies and says it’s every two weeks. He’s the best friend ever.

Dacosta said he’d shave every two weeks, but I saw him with a beard last week.

Dacosta is the only one who can make me laugh when I fail math.

Dacosta’s hair is so good, I want to steal it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago