Dacorion

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A guy who thinks he’s tough but actually just has a good attitude and a nice body. He’s always asking questions and never stops trying to help people even when he’s too full of himself to notice.
He showed up to the party with a six-pack and a question about why the pizza was cold.
He tried to fix my phone but just ended up breaking it and my patience.
He called me a ‘douchebag’ but still lent me his last dollar.
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A man who looks like he could beat up a goat and still have time to smile. He’s always giving things away and never asking for anything in return. He’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a fool.
He gave me his lunch and asked for my homework in exchange.
He ran a marathon just to prove he didn’t need anyone’s help.
He told me I was ‘kinda cute’ but still let me borrow his jacket.
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A guy who’s got the looks of a superhero and the personality of a troublemaker. He’s always ready to laugh, always ready to help, and never stops believing he’s going to win.
He told the teacher he was sick just to skip class and still ended up helping me with my math.
He showed up to the fight with a soda and a plan.
He laughed at my joke and then gave me a hug.
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A man who looks like he could take on the world and still have time to be polite. He’s got the brain of a winner and the heart of a guy who still thinks he’s average.
He told me he was ‘just average’ but still beat me in the race.
He gave me his last snack and said I was ‘kinda cool’.
He asked for my opinion on everything and then ignored it.
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A guy who’s got the body of a warrior and the mind of a thinker. He never stops trying to help people and always believes he’s the best even when he’s clearly not.
He tried to fix the internet but just ended up breaking my phone.
He asked me for my opinion and then ignored it completely.
He showed up to the party with a six-pack and a question about why the pizza was cold.
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