dacob

My homie is a dacob. I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself and still had energy to beat me up.

That kid in class is a dacob. He solved the math test before the teacher even finished explaining it.

My cousin is a dacob. He got into college, got a job, and still has time to text me every day.

My neighbor is a dacob. He runs marathons, lifts weights, and still has time to text me every day.

That guy in the gym is a dacob. He looked at me like I was a joke and then bench pressed 200 pounds.

My mom says I'm a dacob. I think she's just trying to make me feel bad.

My brother is a dacob. He got into the best college, has a million followers, and still has time to beat me up.

That kid in my class is a dacob. He finished the test in five minutes and still had time to laugh at me.

My friend is a dacob. He got a job, got a car, and still has time to text me every day.

My homie is a dacob. He eats pizza, beats me up, and still has time to text me.

That guy at the gym is a dacob. He bench presses 200 pounds and still has time to laugh at me.

My cousin is a dacob. He got into college, got a job, and still has time to beat me up.

My neighbor is a dacob. He runs marathons, lifts weights, and still has time to laugh at me.

That kid in my class is a dacob. He finished the test in five minutes and still had time to beat me up.

My friend is a dacob. He got a job, got a car, and still has time to text me every day.

My brother is a dacob. He got into the best college, has a million followers, and still has time to laugh at me.

That guy in the gym is a dacob. He bench presses 200 pounds and still has time to beat me up.

My mom says I'm a dacob. I think she's just trying to make me feel bad.