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A knee problem that makes you walk like a drunk lobster with one leg stuck in a sock
My knee is so messed up, I look like a f***ing penguin on a skateboard.
I walked into a wall and now my leg wiggles like it’s possessed.
My knee is f***ed, and my leg is doing the can-can.
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A knee injury so bad it turns your leg into a f***ing noodle and makes you walk like a confused giraffe
My knee is so broken, I could be a f***ing dance floor.
I limped through my whole lunch break like I was walking on a banana peel.
My leg is wiggling like it's got a f***ing motor in it.
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A knee problem that turns your leg into a f***ing disco ball and makes you wiggle like you're at a rave
My leg is f***ing wigging like it’s got a f***ing beat in it.
I walked into a tree and now my knee is doing the cha-cha.
My leg is so messed up, it’s like it’s got a f***ing DJ in there.
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