Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly, long, lazy dog that looks like it got run over by a badger and still had the guts to call it a day.

My neighbor's Dackel stinks like a gym sock in a sock drawer.

That Dackel tried to chase my cat and got stuck in a bush.

My Dackel is the only one who dares to bark at my mom.

2

A German dog that's like a badger and a dog had a baby and it turned out to be the worst thing ever.

That Dackel tried to eat my homework and failed.

My Dackel thinks it's a king, but it's just a smelly sausage.

I got a Dackel for my birthday and it's the worst.

3

A dog so long and lazy it probably thinks sitting is a sport and running is a punishment.

My Dackel is so lazy it sleeps through thunderstorms.

That Dackel tried to run away and got stuck in a tree.

My Dackel is the reason I don't get any sleep.

4

A dog that looks like it got hit by a badger and still had the nerve to call it a day.

My Dackel is the reason I have to mop the floor every day.

That Dackel barked at the mailman and got a wedgie.

My Dackel is the worst pet I ever had.

5

A German dog that's like a badger and a dog had a baby and it turned out to be the worst thing ever.

That Dackel tried to eat my shoes and got in trouble.

My Dackel is so long it can reach the moon.

My Dackel thinks it's a king and it's not even close.

6

A dog so long and smelly it probably thinks sitting is a sport and running is a punishment.

My Dackel is the reason I have to take a shower every day.

That Dackel tried to run away and got stuck in a tree again.

My Dackel is so smelly it turned my dog into a fan.