dackass

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A person who thinks they're smart but is just loud and dumb.
You called me a dackass for not knowing the answer to a question I didn't even care about.
He kept yelling at the TV like it owed him money and called me a dackass for laughing.
She said I was a dackass for not knowing what TikTok was, even though she didn't know what the internet was.
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A human who thinks they're the king of the world, but they're just confused and messy.
He called me a dackass for not knowing how to use the printer, even though he spilled coffee on it.
She said I was a dackass for not knowing her favorite song, but she forgot her own birthday.
He called me a dackass for not knowing how to use the microwave, and then he microwaved his shoes.
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A person who talks like they're the boss, but they can't even do basic stuff.
He called me a dackass for not knowing how to open a can, but he couldn't even tie his shoes.
She said I was a dackass for not knowing the password, even though she forgot her own name.
He yelled at me for not knowing the time, but he had no idea what day it was.
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A person who thinks they're smart, but they just don't know how to shut up.
He called me a dackass for not knowing the answer, but he talked for 10 minutes about his dog's hair.
She said I was a dackass for not knowing the movie, but she listed 100 songs and none were the right one.
He called me a dackass for not knowing the game, but he explained it for an hour and I still didn't get it.
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A person who thinks they're cool, but they're just loud and clumsy.
He called me a dackass for not knowing the dance move, but he tripped over his own feet.
She said I was a dackass for not knowing the slang, but she said 'bruh' like it was a secret language.
He called me a dackass for not knowing the joke, but he told it wrong and then fell out of his chair.
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