dacie

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A hot girl with a heart of gold who also goes by butt crack because she thinks it sounds cool and also because she's a little bit stupid.
Dacie is the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
She calls me butt crack in front of my mom and it's embarrassing as hell.
Dacie is the reason I passed math class, even though she failed it.
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She's so good at being awesome that it's annoying, and she's also sweet, loving, and sometimes even shares.
Daci is the only person who can make me want to be her friend even though I hate her.
She shared her last chip with me and I didn't even ask.
She's like a golden retriever who also knows how to swear.
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Daci is a hot mess with red hair and brown eyes that look like they were dipped in syrup, and people want to be her because she's good at social stuff.
Daci walked into the room and I instantly wanted to date her.
She talked to my crush and now he's texting me.
She's like syrup for your brain.
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1) She’s always looking out for people. 2) She’s sweet like candy. 3) She’s got a fine ass and everyone wants it. 4) She’s usually into both guys and girls.
Daci cried with me when my dog died and then got me a new one.
She's sweet like a lollipop and she knows it.
She's the reason I'm confused about my sexuality now.
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She's my best friend and she's usually smart, but sometimes she's also a little bit weird.
Daci is the reason I know how to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
She told me she’s a vampire and I believed her for a week.
She’s smart, but she also thinks aliens are real.
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A slow guy who loves riding penises, especially from black guys named J or E. Goats get turned on by him and he wakes up with their goop on his face.
Klint is the reason I now hate all black guys named J.
He rides penises like it's his job.
He wakes up with goat goop and acts like it's a badge of honor.
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He says his name is Cameron Davis, but it’s really Cameroon Dacis, and he’s a total fake.
Cameron Davis is a lie and I’m tired of it.
He told me his name was Cameron and I called him Dacie for a week.
He’s like a fake person with a fake name and a fake life.
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