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A group of ancient baddies from Romania who were tougher than a motherfucker and way more mysterious than a ghost. They dressed like animals and beat the hell out of anyone who messed with them at Christmas.
My cousin’s Dacian ancestor almost killed my uncle during a Christmas brawl.
My neighbor’s Dacian great-great-grandpa ran around in a bear suit and hit people with a stick.
My history teacher said the Dacians were so tough, they could take on a whole Roman army and lose only one eye.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When they fall in love, it’s always with a Caitlyn. No one else will do.
My Dacian friend said he only fell for Caitlyn because she had a nice laugh and didn’t punch him in the face.
My friend’s Dacian brother’s ex was a Caitlyn and he still cries about it.
The Dacian at my gym only asked out Caitlyn and ignored everyone else.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A giant cock from 24 to 50 inches. They love ass more than pizza.
My Dacian cousin said his penis is 48 inches and can eat a whole pizza by itself.
My Dacian friend’s cock is so big, it could bench press a cow.
My Dacian neighbor’s penis is longer than my dad’s car.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPEEEEEENNNNIISSSSSS. Like a monster with a cock.
My Dacian uncle’s cock is so big, it could take over a whole country.
My Dacian brother’s cock is so huge, it made my dog run away.
My Dacian neighbor’s cock is so huge, it could start a war.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dacians are cute, sexy, and always up for a fight. They charm girls with their hair and have the best lines. They’re smart, sly, and usually get in trouble. They love animals more than people.
My Dacian friend talked to his dog more than his mom and got into a fight with a teacher.
My Dacian neighbor’s hair was so good, I forgot my own name.
My Dacian cousin picked up a girl with a line about his dog and she fell for it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The sexiest guy ever. His hair is so good, you lose your mind. His eyes are so beautiful, you can’t think straight. He usually falls for a Taylor.
My Dacian friend’s eyes were so good, I cried and then laughed.
My Dacian neighbor’s hair was so good, I wanted to kiss him.
My Dacian cousin’s eyes made me forget my dog’s name.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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They had a dance called the Flicker Gooning, where they moved like crazy and tried to tap into the power of the earth. It was wild and looked like a bunch of lunatics having a party.
My Dacian relative said the Flicker Gooning was so wild, it scared the whole village.
My Dacian uncle tried to do the Flicker Gooning and broke his leg.
My Dacian friend said the Flicker Gooning was the best thing ever, even better than pizza.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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