dachsundheit

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A bad feeling you get when you see a dachsund and it makes you want to scream and throw things.

I saw a dachsund and I almost peed my pants.

My coworker brought a dachsund to work and I had to leave.

I got dachsundheit at the park and ran away like a coward.

The worst kind of stress from being around a dachsund that looks at you like it knows your deepest secrets.

That dachsund stared me down and I had to take a break from life.

My neighbor’s dachsund gave me a look and I cried.

I got dachsundheit at the grocery store and had to leave my cart behind.

A strong urge to punch a dachsund because it’s too cute and it’s messing with your brain.

I wanted to punch my dachsund because it was too adorable.

The dachsund at the coffee shop made me lose focus and I spilled my latte.

I got dachsundheit and my boss had to yell at me.