Dachshound

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A tiny, long dog that thinks it’s a lion. It’s got a bad attitude and teeth like a rabid raccoon. It was made to dig badgers out of their holes, but it just hates everyone.
My dachshound bit my uncle for no reason. He was just wearing a hat.
The dog stared me down like I owed him money.
It dug a hole in my mom’s garden. Just because.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A long, smelly dog that acts like it’s royalty. It’s got a chip on its shoulder and a mouth full of hate. It’s not a dog. It’s a badger’s worst nightmare.
My dog sat on my laptop like it owned the place.
It barked at the mailman like he was a thief.
It took a nap on my pizza. That’s not a nap. That’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dog so short and long it looks like it’s trying to be a snake. It’s got a temper and a mouth full of fury. It’s like a badger’s evil twin.
It ran into my brother’s leg like it was a personal attack.
It growled at the vacuum cleaner like it was a war criminal.
It dug up my dad’s shoes. For no reason.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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