dachronom

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A dachronom is someone who spies on people, knows all their secrets, and talks about their sex life like it's a sports game.

'I know she's cheating on her husband with the mailman. I saw them in the park.'

'He texted me a photo of his breakfast. I know he's hiding something.'

'She told me her ex is coming back. I swear she's trying to get me jealous.'

A dachronom is a person who can't keep their mouth shut about other people's business and their private parts.

'I heard them fighting in the hallway. I know they're breaking up.'

'He told me his boss is having an affair. I can't keep this to myself.'

'She told me her brother's getting married. I told her sister.'

A dachronom is someone who acts like they're best friends with everyone, just to find out their dirty little secrets.

'I'm her best friend. I know she stole her mom's credit card.'

'He's my coworker. I know he's sleeping with the boss.'

'She's my neighbor. I know she's got a kid from a different town.'

A dachronom is someone who's always sticking their nose in other people's business and their bedroom activities.

'I heard them arguing in the kitchen. I know she's leaving him.'

'He told me his girlfriend's cheating. I told my brother.'

'She told me her mom's having a baby. I told the whole school.'

A dachronom is like a human detective, but instead of solving crimes, they solve people's love lives and their secrets.

'I followed them to the mall. I know they're dating.'

'He told me his friend's getting a divorce. I told everyone at lunch.'

'She told me her brother's in trouble. I told my mom.'

A dachronom is someone who would tell their dog their neighbor's business if they could.

'I told my dog about her cheating on her husband. He barked at her.'

'He told his cat about his boss's affair. The cat stared at him like he was crazy.'

'She told her fish about her mom's new boyfriend. The fish didn't react.'